Battle over Knight Crier leadership leads to standoff


Marissa Leibowitz

Manero VS Fry

The most esteemed newspaper at North Penn, The Knight Crier, is under siege from ex-professional wrestler and teacher on special assignment Mr. Christopher Frey. Frey, a frequent visitor of Staff Meeting Mondays, has decided he is more suitable to lead the Knight Crier. The fight to become the advisor of the Knight Crier has become very serious. Information has been leaked that a wrestling match between Frey and Manero will decide whether there is a regime change or not.

On Friday, April 1st in Mr. Manero’s room K239, at 7:21 am, Frey and Manero will take the aggression to the mats and wrestle for the honor of being the new advisor of the Knight Crier.

It was agreed by both parties that Manero will have the home-field advantage because he is currently overseeing the Knight Crier. The match will be streamed on the new NPTV+.

Vegas odds-makers are favoring Frey due to his signature wrestling move the Deep Freyer. However, one thing Frey may have miscalculated is the overwhelming support for their current advisor. He may have underestimated the resistance against the change.

“I thought that it was going to be easy. I show up to staff meetings and bring the best ideas. I never thought it would come to this,” Frey said.