TOWAMENCIN -= With more and more North Penn teachers getting their vaccine it seems a strange side effect has emerged among teachers only. 

These teachers who have been staring aimlessly at blank avatars for forty-five minutes are suddenly realizing something has changed. Some are describing their reactions as “ My eyes are sort of burning,” said Broadcasting teacher Kyle Berger, and English teacher Kevin Manero describing his symptoms as “ My chromebook is turning into a piece of glass.” 

What’s even stranger is some of the things the students have been claiming now, saying things like “I feel like my math teacher can see me going on my phone during class,” said an anonymous student. 

“There’s not a day that goes by where I’m not superstitious about who is really watching through my camera on my devices but something tells me that this isn’t that kind of superstition,” North Penn student Carrie Oakey explained.  

Yes, there are indeed growing reports that vaccinated teachers have developed a sort of x-ray vision that allows them to see through Google Meet avatars. 

I got the chance to sit down and talk about these abnormal feelings with Algebra teacher Bruce Leibowitz. When I asked him how he has been feeling since his taking of the vaccine he said, “I can literally see through my computer and somehow look at all the kids I have in the period and see them photomath answers and sleeping; other than that I feel great.” His bone chilling response left me at a loss of words, and just another reason for me to point my computer’s camera in another direction. 

As soon as I finished that interview I was determined to let everyone know of these “super mutated teachers.” I tried to tell my friends and family but they won’t listen and call me crazy, and I use this article as my last resort to hopefully reach someone and let them know that your teacher may be staring at you right now!