ASK SHIRLEY – The KC introduces its new “advice” column
October 23, 2014
Ask Shirley is the Knight Crier’s new advice column. Since Shirley is not trained or equipped to offer any real life-changing advice, we’d like to keep it to questions for which Shirley can get you some kind of answer. Here are a few entries to get the column started – we hope to hear from you soon!
Dear Shirley – Should I skip school on senior skip day? Thanks for the help, Confused Knight
Dear Confused Knight – I don’t know what to tell you, since it appears the new trend is to have many senior skip days. I don’t even know if there is an official one anymore so I have to tell you – just go to school and skip in July.
Dear Shirley: How do I get from K pod to B pod in 4 minutes? Thank you, Jeff T.
Dear Jeff T., – You can’t. Thanks for asking though.
Dear Shirley: So rumor has it that the pool is on the 3rd floor of K pod. Where does one find this pool? Thanks, Lost in K Pod
Dear Lost in K Pod, – the pool on 3rd floor K pod is only accessible to sophomores.
Dear Shirley- I am a little bit confused. Most pods usually take up a certain area, not a hallway of another pod. Why is D pod thing? Thanks in advance, Wondering in World Cultures Class
Dear Wondering in World Cultures Class, I don’t know if you are aware of the D pod liberation war of 1983. But during the 80s, D pod wanted to secede from E pod because of a dispute over the smells of cafeteria food cooking… it’s a long story and Mr. Hynes could tell you much more about it. In short, unlike Montgomery Township’s attempt to secede from NP, D pod was successful.
Make sure you remember to send in your questions at [email protected].
Jar • Apr 10, 2015 at 2:49 pm
How come nafiul gets his ideas taken and then doesn’t get the credit?
Eugiene shin • Apr 10, 2015 at 10:28 am
How long do you microwave your socks?