Top Ten Reasons why you chose your College

1. Good for your major

2. Cost (probability of living in a box after paying off student loans)

3. Scholarships (hooray for bribery)

4. Location (depending on how much you can tolerate your parents)

5. Campus/Town

6. Size

7. Sports

8. Influenced by parents (“Go to my alma mater or we’re not paying”)

9. Dorms (heat is always nice)

10. Food (surprisingly in last place, but none of us would be opposed to all you can eat dining halls)