The bathrooms. A place made for relieving yourself turned into hangout spot. Interesting things happen in the bathrooms and stay in the bathrooms. Trash everywhere and suspicious people watching you do your business. The bathrooms aren’t made for the weak. It’s like warfare in the restrooms of North Penn High school. Now let’s take a look at all the interesting things I found in the bathroom.

A-Pod

First, my partner and I traveled to A-Pod and found a urinal full of concrete for unknown reasons. With my multiple visits to the location I observed multiple zyns in different urinals every day.

B-Pod

Being above the cafeteria there’s always a chance of food being in the trash can of the B-Pod bathroom. Nope. There were cartons of fruits, drinks, and trays of food. Not in the trash can though. In the sinks, urinals and the toilet. Bonus-Crier on the Can remains from last year which most bathrooms cannot boast.

C-Pod

Upstairs:

C-Pod bathrooms appeared to be the most disrespected upon. There was so much going on in the bathrooms my mind was boggled. In every stall there were engravings of naughty words and messages saying things like telling people to harm themselves. What disgrace. Even a sink was missing. One less person could wash their hands, such a disappointment for me and Ian. Urinals had been cracked hopefully from age and not people just getting rowdy. Another bonus for this restroom as Crier on the Can remains.

Downstairs:

Downstairs was better but definitely not good. From a previous devious lick which has been a dead trend for years, there was a missing soap dispenser. There were some real mirrors that could be used but they had engravings all over them rendering them useless. Yet again, I found some explicit messages written on the stall walls and door.

E-Pod

Upstairs by B-Pod:

Nothing special here, just some individuals standing around watching us make our rounds. But there weren’t any mirrors and there was trash everywhere on the floors.

Downstairs by F-Pod:

Almost nothing interesting except more zyns in the urinals.

Downstairs by Cafeteria:

And last but not least for the E-Pod bathrooms there was the one closest to the cafeteria. It was full of stragglers but we had enough time to notice holes in the walls from the tomfoolery that goes down in there.

Overall:

Looking for friends or people to just make conversation with? This pod’s bathrooms are the perfect place to visit. No matter what time whether it be in between periods or during classes, there will always be at least two students in these bathrooms at a time.

K-Pod

Now we get to the best bathrooms of all. It has the most space, extra trash cans, more sinks, and more stalls. It’s the students’ best reality if they have to use the can. Unfortunately for us, the time we visited this far off location, it was quite unpleasant. We entered the wasteland and immediately got hit with the wonderful smells of cologne and poop. We discovered toilet paper near the toilets covered with poop. I mean what could have possibly led to this happening. Other than that this bathroom is definitely top two when it comes to dumping safety.

Front Entrance

The front entrance bathrooms.The first room you see when you enter the school. The most well kept of all the bathrooms. Most likely because it’s right when you walk in and the school wants to make a good impression. Or maybe it’s for all of the secretaries, security guards and students in the front. Nothing truly special that stuck out like all the other bathrooms.

Locker rooms/Gym

The most unsupervised of all spots. Anything and everything goes on in these bathrooms. There’s tussles and just rambunctiousness all over. Just don’t use the bathroom. That is the one rule I’ve given myself. It’s never safe to relieve yourself here. Take note.

Now we reach the end for the final ranking. Our personal favorite K-Pod has to go number one for the best bathrooms. Every other one is interchangeable depending on what you’re looking for, safety, socialization, or bathroom usability. But in dead last we most definitely have the locker rooms as they barely are a bathroom and even with it having one it’s just not a good spot to use the bathroom.