10. A Platinum Membership
9. A Swann 8 channel security system with 500 gigabyte hard drive and 5 high resolution cameras
8. A bag full of free samples (for the thrifty gift-giver)
7. Wheeled luggage
6. A giant tub of cream cheese
5. 1000 count jar of gummy vitamins
4. A love seat
3. A sprinkler system
2. Heart shaped bamboo in a red vase
1. A rotisserie chicken, because nothing says I love you like a rotisserie chicken<3