Top Ten Rejected Morning Show Segments

Knight Crier

10. Whale Watching with Captain Ahab and Mrs. McKee

9. The Dudette Report

8. Curling with Gino

7. Database browsing with Mr. Ramsey

6. Knitting with Mr. Fluck

5. Smiling with Mr. Wilson

4. Cooking with Berger and Frey

3. Carpet Care with Mr. Hynes – learn how to make all of your carpets last until 2037.

2. The Weekly Bird

1. The Bauer Hour – a special hour long segment featuring only Mr. Bauer. No guests.