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New jerseys, same identity
OPINION: Uniforms in Public Schools – For the Better

OPINION: Uniforms in Public Schools – For the Better

April 19, 2024

Board meets to discuss recent tragedy at Pennbrook Middle School

Board meets to discuss recent tragedy at Pennbrook Middle School

April 19, 2024

What can North Penn do for you: Medical field

What can North Penn do for you: Medical field

April 19, 2024

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North Penn JROTC taken by Storm
For Saachi Sainath NYU is in view

For Saachi Sainath NYU is in view

March 13, 2024

Running the course to the Armed Forces

Running the course to the Armed Forces

February 14, 2024

Willa Magland back on home soil

Willa Magland back on home soil

November 16, 2023

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Top Ten Cheesy Pickup Lines

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10. If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put “U” and “I” together.

9. Do you believe in love at first sight? Because I can walk by again.

8. Do you have a bandaid? Because I scraped my knee falling for you.

7. Let’s commit the perfect crime. I’ll steal you’ll heart. You’ll steal mine.

6. Are you from Tennesse? Because you’re the only ten I see.

5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you got FINE written all over you.

4. Do you have a map? Because I am lost in your eyes.

3. Are you a photographer? Because I can picture us together.

2. Are you an alien? Because there’s nothing like you on Earth.

1. Are you tired?  Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

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